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Lumberfusch
02:28
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I HAVE TRAVELLED 500 MILES TO BRING YOU MY SEED!
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That Ahm
01:46
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A lot of people say my "my wife's an angel"
Mine really is, look at the halo
A lot of people say my "my wife's an angel"
Mine really is, look at the halo
Where did you get that ahm?
How did you get that ahm?
Where did you get that ahm?
I WANT TO EAT IT!
Thank God you're here, Grandma's been raped
I WANT TO EAT IT!
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3. |
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OLIVER REED!
OLIVER REED!
OLIVER REED!
NEW YEAR'S EVE!
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4. |
Necklace Of Piss
00:27
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5. |
Cagefighter
02:57
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Dynamite K.I.P
Dynamite my IP address
Dynamite my nachos
Dynamite my Uncle Rico
Dynamite Rex Kwon Do
Dynamite forget about it
Dynamite these bad boys
Dynamite roundhouse kick to the FACE!
Don'tcha know in this game of love and war
I'm a Cagefighter, a Cagefighter
I'm really busy right now
Dynamite La Fawnda
Dynamite your mom goes to college
Dynamite my neck mole
Dynamite let's make sweet moolah
Dynamite my chatrooms
Dynamite my technology
Dynamite I'm 30
Dynamite let's see what happens...
Don'tcha know in this game of love and war
I'm a Cagefighter, a Cagefighter
I'm really busy right now
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see.
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6. |
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Do you wanna be the meat in a Bamboo sandwich?
I wanna put my butter on your jacket potato
I wanna squeeze my lemon on your tuna steak
I wanna put my thumb in your cherry tomato
Sorry, I don't speak Spanish
I wanna get fat off your greasy chicken
I wanna spread my sour cream on your doritos
I wanna.....
I wanna make friends with your big burrito
Sorry, I don't speak Spanish
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7. |
I Am Raoul Moat
02:26
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I AM RAOUL MOAT!
I AM RAOUL MOAT!
I AM RAOUL MOAT!
I AM RAOUL MOAT!
I AM RAOUL MOAT!
I AM RAOUL MOAT!
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Roy, you're not in church anymore
Roy, you're not in church anymore
Roy, you're not in church
Roy, you're not in church
Roy you're not in church anymore
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9. |
I Got A Red Face
01:51
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I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
Why?
Mama why do I got a red face?
I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
Why?
Mama why do I got a red face?
All the kids at school laugh at my red face
Tell me why, tell me why do I got a red face?
Oh why, mama why do I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
I got a red face
Why?
Red?
Face?
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10. |
Wanna B On U
02:58
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Saw you from across the room
I'm a wolf, your ass the Moon
Veronica, that thing looks good
Givin' me some major wood
I'm kind of a big deal
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Wanna B On U
Run your fingers down my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
You might be a pirate whore
That just makes me want you more
I'm kind of a big deal
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Wanna B On U
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11. |
Baboons
02:40
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None.
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12. |
Queens Of The Stone Age
01:51
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Queens Of The Stone Age
Queens of the Stone...
We couldn't write in on our own
We had to rip off big Josh Homme
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13. |
Baby
00:39
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I wanna dress up like a baby
I wanna dress up like a child
I wanna dress up like an infant
Because it really makes me smile
I wanna suck upon your titties
I wanna drink all of your milk
I wanna dress up like a baby
A fucking chubby little baby
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Dress up like a baby yeah!
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14. |
Nosferatu
02:18
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Sneaky sneaky sneaky Nosferatu
Creeping into your bed
He's got a bald head
His fingers are long
He's creeping around your bed
Sneaky, disgusting Nosferatu!
He's creeping, with a long coat on
He's walking around
He makes little sound
He tries to sneak into your bed
Naughty little bastard Nosferatu!
Walking into your room
He's got big eyes
They're glowing in the dark
He's a little shit!
Sneaky, ugly Nosferatu
He wants to eat your head
He likes to take control of your body
He wants to make you dead
He's sneaky!
Oh he's ugly!
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15. |
Brine Spine
04:17
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Brine Spine
What you doing down there?
Brine Spine
Hey, don't be scared
Brine Spine
All covered in hair
Brine Spine
What you doing back there?
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16. |
Le Chimp
00:09
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VVV wrote the lyrics to this song, but refuses to have them printed.
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17. |
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Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed
New Year's Day
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18. |
Who's That Man (Part 2)
01:26
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Frank Sinatra
Barack Obama
The Dalai Lama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer
Michael Barrymore
Michael Barrymore
Michael Barrymore
Hello Bamboo!
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19. |
Mother
14:57
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Mother!
(and some other stuff we can't print)
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